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We have returning... for dancing! We have missed our many friendships and must tell you a story. As they say, possibly, in our homeland: do not be cold outside with ham or meat. Do you understand now? Yes, yes, it is time to PARTY! Like the loyal ham of returning, we are please to announce operation "SchinkenzurückgebenParty-Zeit-Mit-Laserwurst"! This involves many aspects of responsible adults (us!!) and sensible preparations for a dance-themed evenings with you (our pals!!) includings: dancing musics, cool people named Klaus, lasers, not a pettings zoo (sadly). sandwiches, respectful hand-shakes, refreshment beverages, and, naturally dancing*! This is our plans we have for making reunion with you! We have missed you on our great journeys but must warn you: like the youthful ham of impertinence, we have made NO personal advancements or maturities along the way. No, we have not made any more wisdom, friends! Our space lasers remain powered on, our time machine is running at maximum capacities, and our keyboards work maybe approximately 30% of the required times. Come, join us and enjoy maximum entertainment together! *(line dancing is strictly prohibited and violators will be prosecuted under Article V. Section 8152(a)(3)(1)(3) of the International Code of Sensible Dancing)** **(no such law exists and any persons attempting to enforce Section 8152 (a)(3) (2) (3) will be prosecuted to the least extent of the law)