Moore, indeed. To say that Krystal’s comedy is Patently Offensive to the Patriarchy is not just accurate, it’s a compliment. But this was not always so. Krystal grew up in Weiser, Idaho. It's the kind of one-stop-light small town with over 50 churches but under 5 cheeses. Despite her small stature, she was always too big for Weiser; her taste in cheese was far too vast & expensive. She took the hard way out but despite every dumpster fire, street brawl, & economic collapse; she flew… & while flying she realized that we’re all just a bunch of naked monkeys doing science and farting.