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Bailey Diemer

Bailey Diemer

Portland, OR

Bailey Diemer sometimes wears a suit because wearing a suit reminds him that he is worth more than $1. When he is wearing a suit, he often thinks, ‘F**K suits. Suits represent big industrial doo doo stuff.’ But then he remembers how a suit could never kill a million babies all by itself; that even a million empty suits could never be used as a weapon of mass destruction to kill a million babies.