JustCJ

Music

San Francisco, CA

Are you overwhelmed by all of life’s problems? Then JustCJ is here to help with the one treatment Big Medical DOESN’T want you to know about: House music!! That’s right! Are you depressed, out of shape and can’t sleep? Go dancing! Are you bored and lonely? Go dancing! Angry about your career? Go work those frustrations out on the dance floor! With JustCJ’s clinically-proven formula of funky bass lines, big tech-house heaters, and synthy grooves, you too can enjoy life again, meet new friends, and be a better, sexier, more confident you! It's cheaper than therapy, so what are you waiting for? Ask your DJ if prescription-strength house music is right for you. Warning: Side effects may include, fun, feelings of euphoria and involuntary booty-shaking. Do not take house music internally.
JustCJ